I had extra time and was listening to this song so I figured..why not? So here:

Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet

Got the sugary me

All stuffed up in my sleeve

And I’ll talk of ponies and rainbows and things

And I’m just who you want me to be

But like most creatures down here on the ground

I’m composed of the elements, moving around

And I grow and change and I shift and I switch

And it turns out I’m actually kind of a bitch

But that only happens when I get provoked

By some piece of shit asshole

We all sadly know

And I sit and I write while reminding you all

That mean songs are still better than going postal

And that guy’s an asshole

That girl’s a bitch

Baby, it’s natural

No getting away from it

So sing it out with me 

And then let it go

Fuck that guy, he’s just an asshole

An asshole

Asshole, asshole

I see I’ve surprised you with some of my words

And I know surprises, while fun, still can hurt

And I hate to think that I’ve ruined the day

You’re the dick and the queen of the high-horse parade

But I’m sick and tired of your poisonous ways

You’re a toxin, wasting perfectly good space

And I say what I think, ‘cause it’s more economic than drugs or a drink

And that guy’s an asshole

That girl’s a bitch

Baby, it’s natural

No getting away from it

So sing it out with me 

And then let it go

Fuck that guy, he’s just an asshole

And I won’t let him in

Under my skin

He’s a sad sack of shit, it’s pathetic

Just a festering sore, who will never be more than that

If I don’t let him

'Cause that guy’s an asshole

    (That guy’s an asshole)

That girl’s a bitch

    (That girl’s a bitch)

Baby, it’s natural

    (Baby, it’s natural)

No getting away from it

   (No getting away from it)

So sing it out with me 

   (Sing it out with me)

And then let it go

   (Then let it go)

Fuck that guy, he’s just an asshole

That guy’s an asshole

    (That guy’s an asshole)

That girl’s a bitch

    (That girl’s a bitch)

Baby, it’s natural

    (Baby, it’s natural)

No getting away from it

   (No getting away from it)

So sing it out with me 

   (Sing it out with me)

And then let it go

   (Then let it go)

Fuck that guy, he’s just an asshole