I know it’s your birthday and you’re the one making wishes and it’s your day blah blah blah and all that bullshit. BUT! Let’s be realistic. I want to make a wish too. I wish for your birthday that you could have the pleasure of meeting me at some point in the very near future because it will be awesome. I’m a HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE fan (like, you have no idea), and it would really just make my life complete if I got the opportunity to meet you. You’re amazing in every way, shape and form, and I’m proud to be a fan for life. 

So, happy birthday. Have a drink or twelve for me (I know you will :) ). I love you.

Happy birthday. Again.